Ok.... here's what I know as an absolute...
I have ONE hour out of my day that is solely devoted to Oprah (it is, after all, her final season and I haven't had the opportunity to watch her in a few years), so can someone please explain to me why my mother insists on shredding all of her important documents during this one specific hour?? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I coulda swore that there were another 23 hours out of the day in which to choose from to complete such a chore.
I honestly believe it's because she wants to drive me crazy. Mom:2 Me:0
Life Lesson for today: The most inconvenient of all realities will, inevitably, happen when one is watching Oprah. Don't say I didn't warn you.
